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Just Forget it!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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share office space ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
What are the strangest feeding mechanisms found in sea creatures?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Why are Boomers so vehemently opposed to student loan forgiveness?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Unacceptable again!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Hysterias & Posteriors
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So, the docs changed it to read
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No go.
Then came..
Freaks and Cheeks
Catatonics & High Colonics
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They put up a sign reading
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Loons and Moons
Which country of the world has the largest business network?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Thumbs down again.
So they tried
Which genre of novels is most profitable to publish and why?
Minds and Behinds
No way
Nuts and Butts
Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Next, they tried...
No, not a chance
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